Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Saturday, November 12, 2011
INT.DAY NEWS ANCHOR
Film in the background Secret Service and local Police surround a body dressed in jogging clothes in a Washington D.C. park.
KATIE COURIC
Yet another assassination has shocked the Nation as the vice President was found.......
KATIE COURIC
Yet another assassination has shocked the Nation as the vice President was found.......
INT. DAY NEWS ANCHOR
Film running in the background Secret Service surrounding a body on the Capital steps , guns drawn.
DIANE SAWYER
Breaking news just in the President has just been shot , struck down by a sniper's bullet......
DIANE SAWYER
Breaking news just in the President has just been shot , struck down by a sniper's bullet......
INT.OVAL OFFICE DAY
The Presidential chair is facing the window then spinning to face a portrait of Lincoln , the occupant appearing very satisfied!
JACKIE CHILES
Ohhh... yeahhh....I could get ust to this Mr. Lincoln !
INT. DAY SENATE CHAMBERS
Janitor emptying waste baskets into a portable receptacle startled as he's quickly surrounded by multiple Secret Service Agents all dressed in traditional wear, (black jacket, black slack's, black shoes, white shirt thin black tie and sunglasses), hurriedly escorted from the arena.
INT.DAY COMEDY CENTRAL STUDIOS
- Film rolling in the background of a woman and 2 male companions boarding a small jet while luggage is being loaded by darkskinned handlers appearing to be of middle eastern descent .
JON STEWART
Folks even I don't believe this , here's the Speaker of the House , the next in line for the Presidency boarding a private jet to place's unknown, guess we'll have to draft the Senate floor janitor into civil service as our next President, No... seriously this is legal.I don't aggree with her ethics but if you want to avoid a snipers bullet get out of range, flying to the moon 'll do it, the longest recorded sniper kill shot's a little ove r a mile, bare in mind though a taxieing jet is the perfect bulls eye for a rocket launcher, on the otherhand know your baggage handles , are they Teamters orTaliban .
Monday, October 24, 2011
Sunday, October 23, 2011
INT. DAY HELICOPTER ONE
Flying above Washinton D.C. a robed court Justice administers the oath of office to Jackie Chiles dressed in work blue work overalls , Justice holding a Bible with his left hand Jackies left hand placed on it while his right hand is raised in the pledge position,( background noise drowning out they're voices).Cermony concluded now President Jackie Chiles walks to the front of the helicopter and converses with the Aide.
PRESIDENT
What's that big pond down there?, Any fish in it ?
AIDE
Sir ....thats the reflection pool , I think the Gay Coalition stocked it with Rainbow Trout last year when they were in town.
PRESIDENT
Can't be eaten any same sex fish, get rid of em, .....they're not endangered are they ?
PRESIDENT
What's that big pond down there?, Any fish in it ?
AIDE
Sir ....thats the reflection pool , I think the Gay Coalition stocked it with Rainbow Trout last year when they were in town.
PRESIDENT
Can't be eaten any same sex fish, get rid of em, .....they're not endangered are they ?
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