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Saturday, November 12, 2011

SCREEPLAY PROTECTED by the WGA

NOTE- NOT IN SCREENPLAY FORMAT

INT.DAY NEWS ANCHOR

Film in the background Secret Service and local Police surround a body  dressed in jogging clothes in a Washington D.C. park.                                                                   


                                                               KATIE COURIC


                            Yet another assassination has shocked the Nation as the vice President was found.......

INT. DAY NEWS ANCHOR

Film running in the background Secret Service surrounding a body on the Capital steps , guns drawn.

                                                                DIANE SAWYER


Breaking news just in the President has just been shot , struck down by a sniper's bullet......

INT.OVAL OFFICE DAY


The Presidential chair is facing the window then spinning to face a portrait of Lincoln , the occupant appearing very satisfied!
JACKIE CHILES


Ohhh... yeahhh....I could get ust to this Mr. Lincoln !

INT. DAY SENATE CHAMBERS

Janitor  emptying waste baskets into a portable receptacle startled as he's quickly surrounded by multiple Secret Service Agents all dressed in traditional wear, (black jacket, black slack's, black shoes, white shirt  thin black tie and sunglasses),  hurriedly escorted from the arena.

INT.DAY COMEDY CENTRAL STUDIOS

  • Film rolling in the background of a woman and 2 male companions boarding a small jet while luggage is being loaded by darkskinned handlers appearing to be of middle eastern   descent .                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

                                                                   JON STEWART

Folks even I don't believe this , here's the Speaker of the House , the next in line for the Presidency boarding a private jet to place's unknown, guess we'll have to draft the Senate floor janitor into civil service as our next President, No... seriously this is legal.I don't aggree with her ethics but if you want to avoid a snipers bullet get out of range, flying to the moon 'll do it, the longest recorded sniper kill shot's a little ove r a mile, bare in mind though a taxieing jet is the perfect bulls eye for a rocket launcher, on the otherhand know your baggage handles , are they Teamters orTaliban .
                                                                                                                                                                                                      

Sunday, October 23, 2011

INT. DAY HELICOPTER ONE

Flying above Washinton D.C. a robed court Justice administers the oath of office to Jackie Chiles dressed in work blue work overalls , Justice holding a Bible with his left hand Jackies left hand placed on it while his right hand is raised in the pledge position,( background noise drowning out they're voices).Cermony concluded now President Jackie Chiles walks to the front of the helicopter and converses with the Aide.

                                                            
                                                               PRESIDENT
                                                           

What's that big pond down there?, Any fish in it ?




                                                                     AIDE



Sir ....thats the reflection pool , I think the Gay Coalition stocked it with Rainbow Trout last year when they were in town.



                                                               PRESIDENT



Can't be eaten any same sex fish, get rid of  em, .....they're not endangered are they ?