tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50603983848822781342024-02-20T05:29:43.576-08:00First Janitor /screenplaysynopsis and pitchUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060398384882278134.post-43982448403392621222015-03-29T05:26:00.003-07:002015-03-29T05:26:40.054-07:00The President - Think Jackie Chiles Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5060398384882278134.post-70494960925570976132015-02-08T05:40:00.002-08:002015-02-08T05:40:31.506-08:00PRESIDENTIAL MOTOR POOL SCENE 7President steps into the Presidential limo .<br />
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Sir these were trained to kill !<br />
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